Bad Hair Day Battler Pillows

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

It's a windy day!

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

Hare restorer.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

The split end is near.

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

'Toupee !!'

"I know exactly what you want."

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

'I've been telling you your toupee looks like nest material.'