Bad Hair Day Survivors Pillows

'Toupee !!'

"Absolutely not!"

"Is it something I said dear?"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

It's a windy day!

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

Bad Hair Year

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

'I had to install the mirrors for safety reasons.'

The split end is near.

"You've done something different with your hair."

A typical day in sock puppet land.

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

"Check it out, Cruz. I think I have just enough hair to wear a cool ponytail."

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

The Beginning of One of Those Days

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"