Bad Hair Day Humorist Pillows

Ten minutes before the invention of the haircut.

"Absolutely not!"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Bobo's Barber Shop

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.