Bad Hair Day Humorist Pillows

Ten minutes before the invention of the haircut.

"Absolutely not!"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'