Bad Hair Day Warriors Pillows

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

A spider meal prepping

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Wednesday wave.'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The split end is near.

flu bug

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Jungle hair.'

"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

I HATE MONDAYS: what's a 'monday'?

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"