Pet Hair Warrior Mugs

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

Don

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.

'Dennis, have you seen my can of Pam?'

Lady covered in cat hair.

Helium frogs.

The split end is near.

'You threw away the claws! I didn't want the cat! I wanted the claws!"

"Let's let him keep your ball."