Dog Hair Fighter Mugs

Beware of the Dog Hair.

No Soliciting

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

'I'm shedding.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Abandon Sheep.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Dogs running in their dreams

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

My first pro bono case.

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Lady covered in cat hair.

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'