Pet Hair Ninja Gifts

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Bathing the dog

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"Sit!"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Bad hair day.

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Centurion in a Shower

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Lion with hair straighteners.

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Wow, who does your hair?"

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

I love what you've done with your hare.

I'd rather be cold.

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"Perfect."