Creative Pet Stylist Gifts

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Do you look like your pet ?

"The groomer used too much product."

"Bob's more realistic."

Dogs wearing sweaters

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

I'd rather be cold.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

'Just remember that there is a fine line between show dog and show off.'

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet