Canine Stylist Gifts

'It's a nice ear trim, but I don't like the way they stand up,,,,'

"It comes with three speeds. Lo, Hi, and Highway."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Snake Dress-Up

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"The groomer used too much product."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dogs wearing sweaters

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

I'd rather be cold.

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

Easy knitting project

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'