Dog Stylist Gifts

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Snake Dress-Up

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Tartan Coats

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

I'd rather be cold.

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

Easy knitting project

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'