Puppy Stylist Gifts

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Dogs wearing sweaters

"The groomer used too much product."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

I'd rather be cold.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

Dog with all the hair he has ever shed.