Doggie Stylist Gifts

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Of course it looked good on the model - the model was a chihuahua."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"The groomer used too much product."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Dogs wearing sweaters

Tartan Coats

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

I'd rather be cold.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.