Pup Stylist Gifts

'Oh Frank, what have they done to you?'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"He wants a second opinion."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Dogs wearing sweaters

"The groomer used too much product."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"You spoil that dog...."

I love what you've done with your hare.

I'd rather be cold.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"I think Snowy has fleas."

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'