Pup Stylist Gifts

'Oh Frank, what have they done to you?'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"He wants a second opinion."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"The groomer used too much product."

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"You spoil that dog...."

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

I'd rather be cold.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"I think Snowy has fleas."

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."