Puppy Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog Jogger

Do you look like your pet ?

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

I'd rather be cold.

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Hipsto"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

'For the life of me, I have no idea how he ties that.'

"Don't worry. He's too embarrassed in that sweater my mom knitted to run away."