Style-savvy Pup Owner Gifts

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Pampered?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"Nice sweater."

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

'No begging at the table.'

'You don't think less of me because I wear a flea collar do you?'

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'