Fashionable Dog Owner Gifts

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

I think the cat wants to go out.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Pampered?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog Jogger

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Tartan Coats

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

I'd rather be cold.

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."