Fashionable Canine Gifts

What female dogs think about their looks.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Dog Jogger

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Cat's Pajamas

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Tartan Coats

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I was not consulted."