Fashionable Canine Gifts

What female dogs think about their looks.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was almost that last year."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Knight walking a dog.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Dog Jogger

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Cat's Pajamas

Tartan Coats

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret