High-fashion Hounds Gifts

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

What female dogs think about their looks.

Dog Jogger

Do you look like your pet ?

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Tartan Coats

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

dandy dog dressed in top hat and tails

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"Does this collar make me look fat?"