Sartorial Canine Admirer Gifts

'Why so formal?'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

What female dogs think about their looks.

Dog Jogger

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Tartan Coats

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

'The lion's lost his pride.'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Fishbowl hat

Trophy dog stick

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Crocodiles in the Water

Stretch Limo for Daschund