Canine Couture Admirer Gifts

I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Of course it looked good on the model - the model was a chihuahua."

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"He was a very good boy."

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Fifty Shades of Gray

I think the cat wants to go out.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flea Philosophy.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Hyenas as Pets

"Wow, these are good!"

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."