Canine Couture Admirer Prints

I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Of course it looked good on the model - the model was a chihuahua."

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"He was a very good boy."

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Flea Philosophy.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Hyenas as Pets

"Wow, these are good!"

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Damn, she's good."