Canine Couture Fan Gifts

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I was almost that last year."

No littering...

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Overkill, dude."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"How's the new job?"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'