Canine Coiffure Fan Gifts

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Museum of Bones

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Animal immigration

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

No Dogs.

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Dachshund Yoga

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"How's the new job?"