Canine Coiffure Enthusiast Gifts

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"The groomer used too much product."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Whenever I wash my hair, I can't do a thing with it."

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."