Canine Coiffure Connoisseur Gifts

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Dogs and Cake

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dog executives are in a duel

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Now that's art!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

Four Star Meal

'He's half Pit bull and half Collie. He'll tear an arm off and go for help.'