Canine Couture Connoisseur Gifts

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

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Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

I think the cat wants to go out.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

K9 Literati.

Dog Sees Only Food

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"You've got to lay off the homework."