Canine Couture Enthusiast Gifts

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I don't care how badly you need to go out. You're not leaving the house dressed like that!

'Oh Frank, what have they done to you?'

'It's my summer look.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

“I was not consulted.”

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

Stretch Limo for Daschund

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"I was almost that last year."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Haute Suture

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."