Dog Couture Enthusiast Gifts

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Stretch Limo for Daschund