Dog Couture Enthusiast Gifts

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Dog Jogger

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Bob's more realistic."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Tartan Coats

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog