Pet Couture Connoisseur Gifts

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Puss in Heels

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

Punk and Dog.