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Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Bob's more realistic."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

'Just remember that there is a fine line between show dog and show off.'

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

Stretch Limo for Daschund