Pet Couture Enthusiast T-Shirts

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

I think the cat wants to go out.

Puss in Heels

Knight walking a dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Do you look like your pet ?

Cat's Pajamas

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Bob's more realistic."

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'