Canine Hairdresser Gifts

Dog with all the hair he has ever shed.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Dog lover

Dogs shaving

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

When fleas talk...

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Santa Dog

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Dog Park Zoom

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.