Canine Hairdresser Gifts

Dog with all the hair he has ever shed.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Dog lover

Dogs shaving

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Santa Dog

When fleas talk...

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Dog Park Zoom

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'It's slobberin' time!'