Canine Cosmetologist Gifts

'I docked those Setters' tails. What about the dewclaws?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Dogs wearing sweaters

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

I'd rather be cold.

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

Stretch Limo for Daschund

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"We'll have the people food."