Canine Cosmetologist Gifts

'I docked those Setters' tails. What about the dewclaws?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Dogs wearing sweaters

"The groomer used too much product."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

I'd rather be cold.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

Stretch Limo for Daschund

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"