Canine Aesthete Gifts

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Civilized Salmon

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Red in tooth and claw.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle