Canine Aesthete Mugs

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Civilized Salmon

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Red in tooth and claw.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"The groomer used too much product."

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".