Canine Aesthetics Mugs

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog Love.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dogs wearing sweaters

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"The groomer used too much product."

Tartan Coats

Dog decides what hat to wear.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

I'd rather be cold.

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."