Quirky Canine Stylist Mugs

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog Dressed to Eat

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Dog Jogger

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Dogs wearing sweaters

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"The groomer used too much product."

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Dog decides what hat to wear.

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

I'd rather be cold.

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."