Pawsome Stylist Mugs

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Hats and Food

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

'Oh Frank, what have they done to you?'

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'

Man and dog

'But we have company coming over. Don't you think we should break out the good china?'

"You comin' to Duke's blow-out tonight? It's B.Y.O.T. Bring your own toilet..."

"He must be part retriever...every time we put something in the garbage, he retrieves it!