Style Savvy Animal Mugs

Hats and Food

Cat Tie

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Museum of dog memorabilia

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Not the funky chicken?'

'Take ten years off the top.'

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

'Maybe a tad too much eye makeup.'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

Tartan Coats

"Bob's more realistic."

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Hipsto"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Wow. Those pants make my ass look big."