Fashion-forward Dog Owner Mugs

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Pampered?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Tartan Coats

"Bob's more realistic."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"Nice sweater."

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Crufts

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

'You don't think less of me because I wear a flea collar do you?'