Fashion-forward Dog Owner T-Shirts

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Pampered?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Tartan Coats

"Bob's more realistic."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"Nice sweater."

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

'You don't think less of me because I wear a flea collar do you?'

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'