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I think the cat wants to go out.

"Nice sweater."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Pampered?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Too goth?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"

I Love NY Dog

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

Cat's Pajamas

'No begging at the table.'