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I think the cat wants to go out.

"Nice sweater."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Pampered?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Too goth?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Tartan Coats

"Bob's more realistic."

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Canine Obedience School. Sitting, rolling over, playing dead, fetching!.. I wish they'd teach us something practical like how to order treats online!

"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"

I Love NY Dog

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

Crufts

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).