Fashion-forward Pet Parent Gifts

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

'Avant-guard dog.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

Bad Dog

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

"Nice sweater."

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

I Love NY Dog

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Saunders — pet the dog."

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Crufts

"Oh, yes, Cathy, this imprisonment is far superior to my home incarceration as it brings me closer to that which I'll never touch or smell, all with the added perk of indelible humiliation."