Fashion-forward Pet Owner Gifts

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Tartan Coats

'You know... I like a man in brogues.'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Pampered?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

Do you look like your pet ?

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Bob's more realistic."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'Just remember that there is a fine line between show dog and show off.'

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

I Love NY Dog

"Nice sweater."

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"Obviously, I don't need sunglasses, it's more of a fashion statement: They're designer sunglasses..."

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

'No begging at the table.'

Cat's Pajamas

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'