Style Savvy Animal Pillows

Hats and Food

Cat Tie

Dog Dressed to Eat

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Museum of dog memorabilia

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Not the funky chicken?'

'Take ten years off the top.'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

'Maybe a tad too much eye makeup.'

Tartan Coats

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

"Bob's more realistic."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Hipsto"

"Wow. Those pants make my ass look big."