Quirky Canine Stylist Prints

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog Dressed to Eat

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Dogs wearing sweaters

"The groomer used too much product."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

I'd rather be cold.