Doggy Stylist Mugs

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Snake Dress-Up

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Tartan Coats

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"The groomer used too much product."

Dogs wearing sweaters

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

I'd rather be cold.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."