Doggy Stylist Gifts

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Snake Dress-Up

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Dog Jogger

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Dogs wearing sweaters

Tartan Coats

"The groomer used too much product."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

I'd rather be cold.

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Easy knitting project

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."