Pet-friendly Stylist Gifts

'But we have company coming over. Don't you think we should break out the good china?'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

I think the cat wants to go out.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Do you look like your pet ?

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

"The groomer used too much product."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

I'd rather be cold.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."